February 2009
I’m looking at plant vaginas and got fucking pollen(sperm lol) in my freaking finger that’s all fucked up. wtffff life. D=
regarding that last post:
* yes, I’ve had sex. I was like, 14. my mom does not know.
* no i don’t give bjs in bathrooms at meta rose. if I did I’d have lots more money.
* my dad also thought it looked like jizz
Mom: *making marshmallow fluff/yogurt fruit dip for tmrw*
Me: *watching*
Mom: what do you think?
Me: Uhh, It looks like jizz.
Mom: taste it. it doesn't.
Me: uhm, okay? yes it does. It looks like fucking jizz
Mom: watch your mouth and how do you know what jizz looks like?
Me: *slants eyes* maybe I've had sex.
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Nice try. Next. Does it taste ok?
Me: whatever, maybe I give bjs in the bathroom at meta rose. itd be good on an apple pie.
Mom: you'd have more money. its a fruit dip, duh.
Me: true, true. Porn.
Mom: when do you watch porn?
Me: internet.
Mom: liar.
Me: Whatever. I'm not eating the jizz dip. fuck that shit.*makes face*
Mom: *hands spoon of fluff* you totally will don't lie.
Me: yeah, at least it tastes better than jizz. *walks away*
Who wants to see me in pigtails?? lolol
As I told twitter: I look a little preppy but with some work I’m pretty sure I can rock this look harder than The Beatles rocked the world. Fo sho. Upload it later if you do want to see cause I’m on the desktop and its a bitch to use.
January 2009
“When people don’t express themselves, they die one piece at a time. You’d be...”
– Speak, Laurie Halse Anderson (via iheartit) (via meepmeepmeep) (via fantasyaction) (via psdontwrite) (via hannahisdead)
Work.
NERDAPALOOZA
win!
I cleaned the area around my bed and tv stand and found 14 empty redbull cans.
Sometimes, I really wish I was a dude so I didn’t have to deal with this shit and all I had to worry about was if my junk was there in the morning. D=
Seriously, you guys. I post about tampons and you all like it. I post about playtex and you all like it. Maybe I should post about inane girly things more often. Jeeze.
Playtex used to make the space suits for NASA. lol
you guys are really weird.
I bet if I posted about my irrational fear of tampons I’d lose followers. D= Which would suck, so I won’t. Awayyyy to Eljayyy I gooo.
hannahisdead:
tackyscenekid:
Faces in the Hall...
annnnnddd there goes my good mood.
Chaz should make a post detailing all the things he’d do to Rosario Dawson because I’m to lazy to type about the awesome dirty things I want to do to her.
Seriously, man. Hottest thing I’ve seen on my dashboard in weeks. +10000000
Office chairs that spin were so totally invented so that lazy people could get dizzy and spin and twirl and stuff to the pumpkins.
"I am currently away from my computer...
what my aim status would say if aim would fucking work.
kerryweather:
hannahkayye:
The movie I watched last night was fucking awesome and scary and brilliant and I am never looking in a mirror again. Ever. Again. Fuck that shit.
Anyway, go watch Mirrors with that dude from 24.
oh hay I watched that on halloween with my friends & thegirlIlike and we were lulzing because someone said the main dude is a sex pervert and was banging...
The movie I watched last night was fucking awesome and scary and brilliant and I am never looking in a mirror again. Ever. Again. Fuck that shit.
Anyway, go watch Mirrors with that dude from 24.
THE DRAMAAAAA.
It makes me feel so much better about my life.
I already know Mariss. Dies.
invisible-cities:
:|
!! THATS NOT EVEN THE BEST PART. MOTHERFUCKING TAYLOR TOWNSEND. OKAY. TAYLOR TOWNSEND. AND THE EX FRENCH HUSBAND. WHO RYAN SAVES HER FROM. FUCK MARISSA.
Hey, you know what would be the coolest shit ever?...
If someone had an mp3 of the dinosaur rap song from ‘The Whitest Kids U Know’ show and they put it on mediafire or sendspace or emailed it as an attachment to me or something. You know the one where uhh Trevor? gets high with the dinosaurs. Yeah, I’m seriously up for some dinosaurs getting high. Anyone?
I'm Nobody-Emily Dickinson
lhh:
thefifthpersonyoumetinheaven:
I’m nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then there’s a pair of us — don’t tell! They’d banish us, you know. How dreary to be somebody! How public, like a frog To tell your name the livelong day To an admiring bog!
<3<3<3
Redbull energy shot? ohmygod, yesplease. →
lol, do people still fall for this shit?
Hello,
I am Sir Richard Collins,an international business man.And also a private
money lender, i give soft loans with a 3% interest rate to interested
borrowers.
I give out loans to the following category of people:
1. Students.
2.People with bad credit.
3.People who intend to establish businesses.
4.People who have been hit by bankruptcy.
If you are interested, you can contact me via...
yeah, okay. I’ll stop posting about VOLCANOES now. I’m going to go watch uhh Mirrors? or maybe Burn After Reading, I haven’t decided yet.
a link to the wiki on volcanoes like Redoubt →
basically, Redoubt is a stratovolcano and this link will take you to a wiki page that tells you about that kind of volcano. It’s the same kind as Mount St. Helens.
“Redoubt Volcano is a steep-sided cone about 10 km in diameter at its base and with a volume of 30-35 cubic kilometers. The volcano is composed of intercalated pyroclastic deposits and lava flows and rests on Mesozoic granitic rocks of the Alaska-Aleutian Range batholith (Till and others, 1993; 1994). It has been moderately dissected by the action of numerous alpine glaciers. A...
the geology nerd in me is totally showing the closer we get to redoubt probably erupting. ngggh. volcanoes are coool..
The cool thing about eli using all of my secret...
i’ve walked a hundred miles in tobacco skin,
and my clothes are worn & gritty.
and I know ugliness,
now show me something pretty.
So, my left hand is pretty much a mass of bandaids and scratches and shit. My pointer fingers nail is coming off, the skin around the thumb and ring finger is nearly gone and all bloody. There’s cuts from glass on my thumb, middle and pointer fingers, also on my palm from where I put my hand down on glass today. The back of my hand is scratched from my vicious cat and also from a nail on a...
I can't give my dog nutella but she seems to...
You know, sometimes I go to like a post and I can’t make myself do it because I don’t want to ‘like’ the posts contents I want to like, hug the poster or offer cuddles or something. Which is why the thing that tumblr higher ups should create next is the ‘hug’ option. For those times when liking is inappropriate, reblogging is not kosher and you just want to...
RAHI[or that college thing that i might get into] →
Hey, so...
laculbute:
hannahkayye:
I probably won’t be around this summer. Also my space bar keeps coming apart. D=
Are you going somewhere fun and interesting?
fairbanks? For some college thing? maybe. If I get in. I don’t really want to because it seems sort of lame… but my mums like DOO EEEET and I get like 9 credits for free? So… but fairbanks is lame and I’ve been there a...
Hey, so...
I probably won’t be around this summer. Also my space bar keeps coming apart. D=